[mdlug] Penguicon: liaisons wanted

[Michael Corral]

2007-11-19, Monsieur Wolfger a ecrit:
> Penguicon is looking for people to act as liaison for Jono Bacon and
> Benjamin Mako Hill.

o_O

> The liaison
> is also supposed to make sure that their GoH gets three meals a day
> (or two and a snack or however they eat. Make sure they have a
> substantial enough caloric intake to not pass out.)

Hmm, if these guys are the usual Linux fatsos then keeping their
expansive bellies full could cost quite a bit. :)

> Liaisons also run
> errands for their GoHs. This last one is usually not too big of a
> commitment, maybe a kinkos or drug store run.

Let's hope that "store" part of the sentence stays in there. :)
You know how those crazy Linux hippies are!

> If Liaison are also willing, I'll be arranging for
> their hotel rooms to be next to their Guest's. Also, if I have the
> cash for it, I'll be picking up ribbons that say "Liaison," "Minion,"
> "Lackey," "Handler," or maybe 'CowX," to run with my 'wrangler/cowboy'
> theme, with X being a variable standing for something like hand, boy,
> girl, etc.

Why is this sounding more and more like an escort service?... :)

Michael