[mdlug-discuss] [mdlug] OT: stereotypes (was: RE: Interesting information about Windows "7")

Robert Meier eaglecoach at wwnet.com
Fri Jan 25 20:36:21 EST 2008


> One of the best jokes I've heard:
> In Heaven:
>   The cooks are French,
>   The policemen are English,
>   The mechanics are German,
>   The lovers are Italian,
>   The bankers are Swiss.
> In Hell:
>   The cooks are English,
>   The policemen are German,
>   The mechanics are French,
>   The lovers are Swiss,
>   The bankers are Italian.

The computer version:

In Computer Heaven:
  The management is from Intel,
  The design is done by Apple,
  The marketing is done by Microsoft,
  IBM provides the support,
  Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:
  The management is from Apple,
  Microsoft does design,
  IBM handles the marketing,
  The support is from Gateway,
  Intel sets the price.


-- 
Robert Meier

  "The computer is a moron."
     -- Peter Drucker



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