[mdlug-discuss] Luke Alexander Ingles

[Dr. Robert J. Meier]

"Our fourth son was born Tuesday, June 12th, at 12:13pm.
 He weighed eight pounds even, 20.5 inches long.
 Mother and child are doing fine."

			       Welcome to Earth
Please take time to enjoy the many attractions and features during your stay,
	      but remember that others want to enjoy them also.
		    Each guest has been loaned a vehicle.
	    Informal classes on its care and use run continuously.
	 Yours comes equipped with two eyes, two ears, and two arms.
	   Please be careful when operating around other vehicles,
		 as replacements are not generally available.
		 Maid service, food preparation, decoration,
	  and other services are performed by a staff of trillions.
		      The Management is always listening
and would appreciate your help in making this a wonderful place for everyone.
			    Have a pleasant stay.
			-- Robert J. Meier, Jr. (1995)